Its story time kids! This is the tale of how I found out that I'm a fucking ass hat of only the greatest caliber... It started on the 18th with getting the test results back from my last copo (no cancer, thank Goddess!) and scheduled the cone procedure for the next Friday. Shortly after I got home I got a call from Susannah and the Austin police wanting to know if Myqy could stay with me "for a few days". All I was told was that Myqy "came at her in an aggressive manner". Not knowing what else to say I told the cop it was ok but he wouldn't be able to stay more than a couple days. A few hours later I had an angry, Latino gay man (in all her glory) show up with his duffel bag to begin cleaning my home and cooking while he ranted... So I took a nap and hoped he wouldn't destroy my shit in his anger. A few hours later I let him hang out at my place while I went with April, Jon, and Eric to the Project Pitchfork concert at the Slyzium (aka Elysium) It was a pretty good show and I was feeling fine after the cran and vodka. All the goth eye candy in their mini schoolgirl skirts certainly made my evening better! I spent the weekend with April to get her help in doing my laundry as I was broke and had no clean clothes. Myqy stayed at my place, taking care of my cat and going OCD on 5th floor and tiny (aka my apartment). I spent some time freaking out over the rabies vaccination I needed to get for Dorkiss (my cat) and Bianca was kind enough to take me that Tuesday. Before I get to the Tuesday Drama Riot, let me tell you about the Monday bullshit... Myqy still needed to get his stuff out of Susannah's apartment and had asked Jon and April to help him move some things. Susannah wouldn't let Myqy be there without a police escort and would only allow an hour to remove everything. There was no way in hell we would be able to get everything out in such a small amount of time so April talked to her and she was willing to give us the time we needed as long as Myqy wasn't with us. I thought Myqy would shit a brick at that news. He suprised April and I by agreeing the best idea was for him not to be there. Myqy made a list of all the things he had left and we stopped by my place to grab the list before we headed to get his stuff. When we got there I had to explane to Myqy again why he wouldn't be able to go with us. That was a scary little moment for me. You have to understand Myqy is all kinds of medicated crazy and I wasn't sure if he would lash out at me or not. Brain tumors mixed with crazy do not a good time make, thank you Confucius. So after reminding Myqy of his talk with April, I got the list, April got him to go back inside and we were off to get his stuff. Susannah wasn't thrilled about having there. Over the phone I assured her that Myqy wasn't with us and promised we would be as quick as we possibly could be. For a few moments there I was worried that she wouldn't let us come because it was 10 pm. Thankfully she did and it took us a few minutes to find her apartment. None of us had ever been there and it didn't occur right away that she lived in a second floor walk up. Jon and Eric busted their asses to get the furniture into the car. Most of it was taken back to April and Jon's for quick unloading. The massive sofa had to be passed from the balcony to the platform on the stairs. Since it wouldn't fit in the car, the guys tied it down to the roof and pushed the chase into the back. It was a lot of packing and hauling but we got it all in about four hours. The mattress, coffee table and a few of Myqy's personal things went back to my place. I understand the anger about not having everything but I don't get the level of anger... In the continuation of the ass hat chronicles discover the joys of hospitals, IV's, hidden pet vaccination locations and much more! |